Organized Crazy Addicts

[INSANE_K@RR]

Zed came up with an interesting idea...to do a MadLibs with sound clips. So we went to this website of Bad Movies....and proceeded to work on that for 6 1/2 hours..LOL...our final creation is posted here for your enjoyment.

Make sure to turn your volume up. as soon as it downloads, it will start playing here on forum..Next post is the text and followed is the Media Player to control the MadLib sound clips. Enjoy!!!!

[INSANE_K@RR]

We are including the text here...so you can read along while you listen to it.

(1)"Somewhere in the forbidding tundra mountains of Lapland, high above the arctic circle, a group of mining engineers were prospecting for copper. But what they unearthed was a story, a story that was to terrorize the whole world."

(2)Those lousy stinking yellow fairies, those horrible atrocity filled vermin, those despicable animal warmongers, they've killed Fritz! Take that, take that, take that you green slime!

(3)...are you nuts? You'll have a swampful of hicks out here shooting at each other if you do that

(4)Why you... ...you helium-headed idiot, you! You and your stupid rules, regulations, and protocol!"

(5)You know...sometimes I feel like a big old turd in small toilet."

(6)"Well captain, what do we do now?"
"I don't know what you're going to do, but I've got a bottle of whiskey around here somewhere, I'm going to find it!"

(7)"Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?"

(8 )Why are you putting makeup on your ass?"

(9)"I'm afraid I can't answer that."
"Are you incognito?"
"No, I'm German/Irish."

(10) You son of a bitch, what the hell are you covering up?"

(11) I'd like to know what you're doing with all that chicken in your pants..."

(12) Everybody's always wanting to know about the big one.

(13) "Did you hear? What was it?"

(14) I tell em...son of a bitch and ought to mind your own damn business

(15) "What the hell is in those bags?"
Burt: "Rabid Weasels."
Ernie: "What? What the hell are you doing with a bunch of rabid weasels?"

(16) What do you want me to do? Go out there, go out there and get bit by all them mosquitos?


(17) "Brains? What would you know about brains? You are such a dumb broad."

(18 ) You're full of surprises, aren't you?"


(19) "When I was a kid I had an imaginary playmate too."


(20) "Honey, did you do a lot of drugs before we met?"


(21) "When I get really bored I like to drive around and see how many squashed dogs I can count on the freeways."

(22) "You having fun running over our local wildlife?"

(23) "Oh yeah, of course"

(24) "Mwhahaha! They think I'm insane! They're the ones who are insane!"

(25) "You didn't tell me you were a fighter."

(26) "You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world!"

(27) "You're an asshole!"

(28 ) What's so weird about that?"

(29) "You don't understand. He likes to chase skunks in the woods and when he finds them, he tries to mate with them.

(30) "Yeah, they bite like a son of a bitch."

(31) "Like I care"

(32) "Now I got big problems. I mean stuff that dogs don't understand."

(33) "I've been told size doesn't matter."

(34) "You shitting me?"
Rhonda: "We most certainly are not shitting you!"

(35) "I run into this girl this morning, never saw before in my life, she kisses me and disappears."

(36) I think you're lying now, I always think you're lying."

(37) Sounds so foreboding, doesn't it?"

(38 ) "He is screwing up my karma, AHHHHHHHH!"

(39) "What are you talking about?"

(40) Did you ever drop a cantaloupe from forty stories?"

(41) "Uh, I think maybe, 'Out the door.' sounds better"

(42) Why didn't I think of that? You know what I think?

(43) "Why don't you go play with some plutonium or something huh? Leave us alone!"

(44) "How can I resist an offer like that?"

(45) "Whatever you say your assholiness."

(46) Alien Speaking

(47) In the distance...A small town, not much different from any other mainstreet USA. Strange and unexplained events are occurring."

(48 ) Somebody is using these ancient biblical curses to kill everyone...the husband's dead, there's no children, it all happened ages ago - so who the hell are we looking for?

(49) "Something is going to happen tonight, I can feel it!"

(50) "Sheriff, there's a giant tumbleweed heading straight towards town!"

(51) "Oh Shit! Shit I missed, I missed, I missed the bloody thing!"

(52) Reporter: "Jesus Christ no! It's still coming, it hasn't even been touched! It's shooting lightning bolts from it's eyes, the planes are being blown from the sky one by one!"

(53) "I saw it I tell you! I saw it, it came from the sky!"

(54) "I believe it feeds on the radiation from your atomic plant, and that it's evil!"

(55) It'll bore through solid rock at a rate of seventy-eight feet per minute!"

(56) "Crazy! All of you! You're all crazy!"

(57) Dying Sound (getting eaten)

(58 ) "You know, I thought I did pretty well back there. I mean, you're still in one piece aren't you?"
Nell: "Sure you did. If they ever hold a contest for running away you'll be champion of the universe."

(59) "I'm a Derek, Dereks don't run."

(60) "Ladies and gentlemen I know this sounds crazy, but the super station studios have been taken over by creatures from another planet."

(61) "Killer Klowns From Outer Space... ...holy shit!"

(62) "I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe"

(63) Derek making "bang, bang" sounds and firing the Uzi.

(64) "Well why doesn't somebody reason with it? Can't you control it? It's gotta be stopped."

(65) "In a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."

(66) (sound of bomb)

(67) They 're dead, they 're all dead!"

(68 ) Song Clip

(69) "You bitches get out of here, you're nothing, but a bunch of damn trouble! Get out of here!"

[Zed]

LOL...... and now to add the sound.

[roba]

[Snoozze]

Nice lol LOL

[Tempus]

LOL you guys must have been bored.

my fave clip was

"(51) "Oh Shit! Shit I missed, I missed, I missed the bloody thing!"

I feel like that when i miss the flag carrier or who ever im trying to shoot

[Cow_Killa]

most excellent u guys

[T}{ANAT}{O$]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD!!!



Especially when you watch the spiral while listening....


- Imhothep - I follow you!