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suicideut · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:27 am Post subject: Sunday School

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

LMAO ROFL...i just cant get enough! Whew! hehe

roba · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:43 am Post subject:

lol funny, but I didnt know Eve had 23 kids lol? I though she got some drugs from snake and that ruined eden Rolling Eyes

Zed · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 12:40 pm Post subject:

lmfao nice.

LeeBe · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject:

suicideut · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject: yeah

yeah the snake did get adam and eve thrown out. the snake convinced them to eat the 'forbidden fruit' and that got them banished. hehe i'm a catholic. gotta keep it real Razz

roba · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject:

lol the Bible should be rated 18+ Razz

suicideut · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:51 pm Post subject: lol

lol hey! how about 13+? Very Happy

roba · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject:

will 13-18 should get soft-snake version, other will get hard-snake version.... uhuh I will rahter quit this, dont want to meet satan personally.

suicideut · Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: lol

LOL! hey, i'm authorized to recieve the hard snake version! Laughing

lmao