Organized Crazy Addicts

[roba]

So there is a tractor flying around and he sees cow on the tree. So he asks the cow: "Whats the time cow?" Cow checks her thermometer and replies "Tuesday".

Lol. I dont know if its becouse the huge hangover I have, but I have almost fell under the table when I heard this stupid joke.

Bah I feel like I was hit by train. I can tell you, having two friends birtday celebration on same day is not good for your health. When I woke up today and left my bungalow, some girl told me that her boyfriend was mad on me. Sad part is, that I dont know who she is and have no idea why her boyfriend could be mad on me. WTH? Thanks God I am back home, its 50km, so whatever happend there, I dont think he will ever find me. duh

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I just remembered another one, kids please go to www.disney.com now.

So there is a wood company's director looking for new product manager. Ha have applicant sitting in his office and since he looks good in his CV, he decided to do final test before he hires him.

"I have last question for you, actually its more like a test." says director, "Are you willing to do it?"

"Of course." replies the man

"OK, so please close your eyes, I will put different kinds of wood in front of you and you have to recognize what tree is it from by your smell".

So man closes his eyes and director brings board from spruce tree.

Man smells and says "This is easy, it is from spruce."

"Very well." replies director and takes board from birch tree, which is a lot harder to recognize just by smell. He put it in from of man and awaits his failure.

However, man says "Hmmm, this is hard, but I am pretty sure this board is from birch tree!"

Directors is amazed and already decided to hire that man. However, he likes humor so he gets an evil idea - lets make some fun on his new employee's account.

So he silently asks his young female assistant to put down her skirt and let that poor man smell her butt. Since the assistant is also girlfriend of our director, she does it.

Man is confused. He tries to smell again and again, but cant find oout what kind of wood director gave him to recognize. "Can you please flip the board over so I can smell it from other side too? I am not sure what kind of wood it is yet."

Well directory is pretty sick bastard, so he silently says his assistant to turn around and let the man to smell her, erm.. beaver. (sorry ladies). He smells, looks very confused and hopeless, since he know he is a professional, he should recognize ever wood, why cant he say what this is?

But suddently, there is a big smile on his face. He says "I know what it is." Assitant quicky puts her skirt back and sits on her chair, when man opens his eyes and continues.

"This was a bit unfair from your, tricky question. But I have figured it out."

Director hardly hides his laugh, but he prompts the man to continue.

"I cant tell you what kind of wood it was, but I can tell where it is from and how it was used. It was wooden door from fishing boat's toilet room."

Director falls of his chair laughing.



lol sorry a bit pubescent but good I think

[Wayzor]

lol Roba, I think your hangover may also be drug induced. Because they are the kind of thing that usualy only peeps who are stoned outta there boxes laugh out loud about!

You are fooking smashed m8!

[Tempus]

lol Roba

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