Organized Crazy Addicts

[[UKS]Slut]

Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the
other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter
the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The
passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some
sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people
sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the
water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the
water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the
plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and
laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and
says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

[roba]

lmao! thats why I dont like planes, all pilots are either drunk or blind .