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Tempus Owe's Zed Money for Hosting :P
Joined: 07 Aug 2002 Posts: 1582 Game Trophies: 3
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HySoBe Spammer :P
Joined: 01 Aug 2003 Posts: 164
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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its nice ive seen it allready though
my dad had it
ty tempey
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_z_e_n_ Post more Noob
Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Posts: 17
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 6:58 pm Post subject: Hehe |
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Well I'd never seen it!
Thanks Tempus... I love it.
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LeeBe UT Celebrity
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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hehe me2 nice one
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|bah|Sudden_death Spam Please!
Joined: 30 Oct 2002 Posts: 61
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Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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nice 1 tempy,, find some more
Sudden, watching from a dark corner
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kokkie Spammer :P
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Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:05 am Post subject: |
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LMAO.. very cool tempy
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Tempus Owe's Zed Money for Hosting :P
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Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVORITE!
6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY
Day 183
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort! of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, It is only a matter of time.
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